ok this is sooo not a normal joke but I have to tell you - This is totally hilarious.. Hubby read this. I must say this is so women lingo or at least I think it does. I would type it all but it's long. If anyone can google this particular page. Please do. The whole family got a kick out of this. Hey Cookie Mag. - Sally Schultheiss is funny. :clapping: #54 in her serieas. ( I have rec'd this mag for a while but never took the time to read in detail until now)