Bad Car Day

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A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition.


"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked.

The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."
At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."