A man walks into a pharmacy & wanders up & down the aisles.
The salesgirl notices him & asks if she can help.
He answers that he's looking for a box of tampons for his wife.
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later,he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls & a ball of string on the counter.
She says,confused-"Sir,I thought you were looking for a box of tampons for your wife?"
He answers-"You see,it's like this.Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes,& she came back with a tin of tobacco & rolling papers because "It's soooooo much cheaper."
So I figure if I have to roll my own...so does she !"