An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much of his free time in the local bar, so one night he took her along with him. ???What??™ll you have???? he asked.

???Oh, I don??™t know. The same as you I suppose,??? she replied. So, the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel??™s and threw his down in one shot.

His wife watched him, then took a sip from her glass and immediately spit it out. ???Yuck, that??™s TERRIBLE!??? she spluttered. ???I don??™t know how you can drink this stuff!???

???Well, there you go,??? cried the husband. ???And you think I??™m out enjoying myself every night!???