Little Girl Plays With The Birdy

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One day the man went to a beach completely nude even though the beach was a non-nude beach.

The man thought looking around that nobody is here so he doesn't care. He takes off his towel & lays down w/ a newspaper to cover his private area just in case.

Soon comes a little girl that asks "Sir, what's under the newspaper?"

The man replies with "it's a birdy and Never Ever touch it."

He then falls asleep.

Later on when he wakes up, he's in the hospital feeling major pain around his private area. The doctors ask what happened and all he could remember was the girl at the beach.

Later on the police arrive at the little girl's house asking what she had done. She said "well I was playing with the birdy but then it spit up on me. I got really mad. So I broke it's neck, stepped on it's eggs, and burned it's nest.