06-09-2008, 10:55 PM
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 Confucius Always Says ***** Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time Man with no legs bums around Man who smoke pot choke on handle Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night Man who screws cook in pantry often gets @ss in jam Hooker w/ bike - pedal @ss all over town Boy fool with girl in wrong period get caught red handed Hockey player on ice have big stick Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes Woman who wear Gstring, high on crack Man who sleep in cat house by day, in doghouse by night Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient He who eat too many prunes, sit on toilet many moons Honeymooning campers have one in"tent"
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