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Old 06-09-2008, 11:25 PM
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Default The Drunk Man & The Blondes

Drunken Man and The Blondes

A Drunk man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The man turns to the person sitting next to him and says, "You wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The person replies, "I am 240 pounds, world wrestler champion and a blonde.

My friend is 190 pounds, world judo champion and is a blonde.

And my other friend is 200 pounds, world "arm" wrestling champion and is also a blonde. Do you still want to tell me that blonde joke?"

The man thinks for a while and replies, "Not if I have to explain it three times."
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