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Old 06-09-2008, 11:37 PM
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Default The Cop Gave A Parking Ticket

I went to the mall the yesterday. I was only in there for about five minutes, and when I came out there was a motorcycle cop writing a parking ticket. So I went up to him and said, 'Come on give a guy a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a jerk. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having bald tires!

Then I really got angry at him. He finished the second ticket and put it on the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!

This went on for about 30 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. What a jerk thank goodness my car was parked around the corner.
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