One wish
A Jew having no children, no money, no home and a blind mother, prays sincerely to God for improving his status in life.
God is very pleased with his prayer, and............ grants him one wish........... just one.
The Jew says: - OK God, thanks!
My one and only wish is: 'I want my Mom to see my wife putting a twenty million dollar diamond necklace around my child's neck, in my Mercedes Benz 600 parked near the swimming pool of our new 5 acre bungalow in Beverly Hills.'
GOD: Damn it ! I still have a lot to learn from these Jews.
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