2 Deaf People Are Newly Weds

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2 deaf people are Newlweds.

During the 1st week of their marriage, they find they aren't able to communicate in bed when the lights are off because they can't see each other using sign language.

After several nights of fumbling around & miscommunication, the wife decides to find a solution.

"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we make some simple signals? For example, at night, if you want to have sex, reach over & squeeze my right breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great". Now if you want to have sex w/ me, reach over & pull on my penis one time. If you "don't" want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis 50x."