Johnny & April - Sunday School

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Little April was not the greatest student in Sunday school.
She slept through the class most of the time.

One day the teacher called on her while she was sleeping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

When April didn't move, little Johnny, seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the butt. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her sleep. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT Fuxxxxg THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR @ss!"

The Teacher passed out.