A Good Samaritan "Texan"

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There was a lady trying to get on the bus, her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Embarrassed she smiled to the bus driver, & she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would
give her enough slack to raise her leg She tried to take the step, only to realize that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more.

Once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg. With a another smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She screamed and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know you!"

The Texan smiled and with his Southern Accent said, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends.'