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    Smile Thoughts To Ponder

    1. Why do they call him Donkey Kong if he is not a donkey?

    2. Why do they say a football team is the 'world champion' when they don't play anybody outside the US?

    3. If you put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors, what color would it turn?

    4. What are the handles for corn on the cob called?

    5. Why do British people never sound British when they sing?

    6. Why do we press the start button to turn off the computer?

    7. Were Mary and Joseph's surname Christ before Jesus was born?

    8. If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile?

    9. Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

    10. In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

    11. If K.F.C Stands for Kentucky Fried Chicken, Why do they play sweet home Alabama on the comercials?

    12. What type of animal is Snuffaluffagus?

    13. Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?

    14. Does a 'Marks-A-Lot' marker, mark any more than a regular marker?

    15. If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

    16. How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?

    17. Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when it is a dark scene?

    18. What do you call male ballerinas?

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