Things You Wish You Would Hear - Joke

[SadMan]

1. From your auto mechanic:

"That part is much less expensive than I thought."

"I've never seen anyone maintain his car as well as you do."

"You could get that done more cheaply at the garage down the street."

"It was just a loose wire - No charge."

2. From a store clerk:

"The computerized cash register is down. I'll just add up your purchases with a pencil and paper."

"We're sorry we sold you defective merchandise. We'll pick it up at your home and bring you a new one, or give you a complete refund...whichever you prefer."

3. From a contractor:

"Whoever worked on this before sure knew what he was doing."

"I think I came in a little high on that estimate."

4. From a dentist:

"I think you're flossing too much."

"I won't ask any questions until I take the drill out of your mouth."

5. From a restaurant server:

"I think it's presumptuous for a waiter to volunteer his name, but since you ask, it's Tom."

"I was slow and inattentive. I cannot accept any tip."

[nav0413]

"We're sorry we sold you defective merchandise. We'll pick it up at your home and bring you a new one, or give you a complete refund...whichever you prefer." -This could be the best thing I want to hear!