1. Law of the Theatre:
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

2. Law of Coffee:
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

3. Murphy's Law of Lockers:
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

4. Law of Rugs/Carpets:
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

5. Law of Location:
No matter where you go, there you are.

6. Law of Logical Argument:
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

7. Brown's Law:
If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

8. Oliver's Law:
A closed mouth gathers no feet.

9. Wilson's Law:
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it. (this one is true every time!)

10. Doctors' Law:
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick.