3 dogs are at the Vet and the 1st dog says " I pissed on my masters Persian Rug and I am being put to sleep". The 2nd dog says " I chewed up all my masters shoes and I am being put to sleep too". The 3rd dog says " my master likes to clean in the nude, so when she bent over I rode her like a pony". So the other dogs asked if He was being put to sleep too. And he said "No I'm just getting my nails done!!..