A plane was taking off from the Airport . After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, ‘Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. welcome to Flight Number 142, The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax – ‘SHIT! ARGHHH! OH, MY GOD NO!’

Silence followed and after a few minutes, the captain came back on the intercom and said, ‘Ladies and Gentlemen,
I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but, while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!’

A passenger said, ‘That’s nothing. He should see the back of mine!’