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    OBGYN, I couldn’t help but notice the “10 important questions and answers” document she had on her wall. As I started reading I also started laughing! Why? Check out these questions and answers!

    Pregnancy and Women:
    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
    A: No, 35 children is enough.

    Q: I’m two months pregnant now, when will my baby move?
    A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

    Q: What is the most reliable method to determine baby’s sex?
    A: Childbirth.

    Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
    A: So what’s your question?

    Q: My childbirth instructor says it’s not pain I’ll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
    A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

    Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?
    A: Right after you find out you’re pregnant.

    Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
    A: Not unless the word ‘alimony’ means anything to you.

    Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
    A: Yes, pregnancy.

    Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?
    A: Not if you change the baby’s diaper very quickly.

    Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
    A: When the kids are in college.
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    Way too Funny ~ I will definately share this with my 18 yr old daughter who has a 1 yr 15 month old son and the twins are due just before or just after she turns 19 (just depends on how early they come)

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