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aabcd2395
10-23-2007, 09:11 AM
A cowboy walks into a bar, and two steps in he realizes it's a gay bar. "What the heck," he says to himself, "I really want a drink." When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "what's the name of your willy?" The cowboy says, "look, I'm not into any of that. All I want is a drink."
The gay waiters says, I'm sorry but I can't serve you until you tell me the name of your willy.
Mine for instance is NIKE, for the slogan 'Just Do It' That guy down at the of the bar calls his SNICKERS, because it really satisfies. The cowboy looks dumbfounded so the bartender tells him he will give him a second to think it over.
So the cowboy asks the man sitting to his left who is sipping on a beer, Hey bud what's the name of yours? The man looks back and says with a smile 'TIMEX.' The thirsty cowboy asks, why TIMEX? The fella proudly replies, Cause it takes a lickin a keeps on tickin!!!!
A little shaken the cowboy turns to the two fella's on his right who just happen to be sharing a fruity margarita and says So what do you guys call yours?
The first man turns to him and proudly exlcaims FORD because Quality is Job One! Then he adds HAVE YOU DRIVEN A FORD LATELY? The guy next to him says I call mine CHEVY! like a Rock! And gives a wink. Even more shaken the Cowboy has to think for a moment before he comes up with a name for his manhood.
Finally he turns to the bartender and exclaims the name of my willy is SECRET Now give me a beer The bartender begins to pour the cowboy a beer but with a puzzled look he ask Why Secret? The cowboy says Because it's STRONG ENOUGH FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!!!!!!!!

Vineyardimporters
06-11-2008, 04:59 AM
:wanted: Cute.