Vineyardimporters
04-20-2008, 05:34 PM
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you we would be walking through a never-ending garden!
Guy: Excuse me, is your name Gillette?
Girl: No, Why?
Guy: Because you're the best a man can get!
Man: He must be so happy!
Woman: Who?
Man: Your father.
Woman: Why?
Man: Because he gets to see an angel everyday
Guy: Is you dad still in jail?
Girl: For what?
Guy: For stealing all the stars in the sky and putting them in your eyes!
Guy: Excuse me, is your name Gillette?
Girl: No, Why?
Guy: Because you're the best a man can get!
Guy: I hope I don't get a cake on my birthday.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because I wouldn't be able to blow the candles out.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because you just took my breath away
Guy: Excuse me, is your name Gillette?
Girl: No, Why?
Guy: Because you're the best a man can get!
Man: He must be so happy!
Woman: Who?
Man: Your father.
Woman: Why?
Man: Because he gets to see an angel everyday
Guy: Is you dad still in jail?
Girl: For what?
Guy: For stealing all the stars in the sky and putting them in your eyes!
Guy: Excuse me, is your name Gillette?
Girl: No, Why?
Guy: Because you're the best a man can get!
Guy: I hope I don't get a cake on my birthday.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because I wouldn't be able to blow the candles out.
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because you just took my breath away