Vineyardimporters
06-01-2008, 09:24 AM
A guy goes to the supermarket & notices a pretty woman waving at him.
She says hello.
He's rather confused because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?" she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now he's thinking back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife & says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I fooled around w/on the pool table w/ all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt w/ leather whips???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
"No, I'm your son's teacher." :rofl:
She says hello.
He's rather confused because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, "Do you know me?" she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now he's thinking back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife & says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I fooled around w/on the pool table w/ all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt w/ leather whips???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,
"No, I'm your son's teacher." :rofl: