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Vineyardimporters
06-03-2008, 09:03 PM
Girls night out

Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married ... The other night I was invited out for a night w/ the girls.

I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed & the Tequilla shots went down way too easily than around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed 4 home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the livng room started & cuckooed 3x's. Fast, I realized my husband would wake up, I cuckooed another 9x's.

I was proud of myself 4 thinking up of such a great idea, in order to not have a possible conflict w/ him. (Even when totally smashed, 3 cuckoos plus nine cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos--MIDNIGHT!) The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, I told him "MIDNIGHT." He didn't seem pissed off at all. Wow!!!, I got away w/ that one! Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.' When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3x's, then said, 'oh, crap.' Cuckooed 4x's, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3x's, giggled, cuckooed twice more, & then tripped over the the cat & farted.