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Vineyardimporters
06-07-2008, 04:19 PM
Who earns a living driving their customers away? Taxi driver.

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

What do you call a cat that is frozen? A Catsicle

What is a baby's motto? If at first you don't succeed cry, cry again!

Why did the bunny cross the road? He wanted to show his girlfriend he could hip hop.

Why do you go to bed? Because the bed won't come to you.

The actor fell through the floor? It was a stage he was going through.

What's the difference between a cat & a frog? A cat has nine lives, but a frog croaks every night.

What's the difference between a baseball player & his tired dog?
Ballplayers wear a complete uniform, but the dog only pants!