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Vineyardimporters
06-08-2008, 11:19 AM
One day a Susan shopping to a fishing store to buy her husband a fishing pole for Father's Day.

She found a really nice looking Fishing pole & asked the salesman how much it cost.

The sales man says, "I am blind but if you give me the pole I can tell how much it is by the weight."

So Susan gives him the pole & he says, "That pole is worth $50." She was amazed at the low price.

So then she picked up another nice pole, hands it to the man and he says, "This pole is worth $65." she decided that was also a really low price.

Then she picks the Best looking pole in the Store & hands it to the man and he says, "This pole is our best and it is $80." she told him that she would buy it.

As she was getting the fishing pole rung up, she had to fart really really badly. She decided since the man was blind that it really wouldn't matter if she farted in front of him so she just went ahead & farted.

All of a sudden the man says, "The Total is $90."

Confused the lady says to him, "But you said the fishing pole was only $80."

He said, "It is. Its $80 for the fishing pole & $10 for the Duck call." :(