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Vineyardimporters
06-09-2008, 07:55 PM
Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time

Man with no legs bums around

Man who smoke pot choke on handle

Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly

Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night

Man who screws cook in pantry often gets @ss in jam

Hooker w/ bike - pedal @ss all over town

Boy fool with girl in wrong period get caught red handed

Hockey player on ice have big stick

Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes

Woman who wear Gstring, high on crack

Man who sleep in cat house by day, in doghouse by night

Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time

If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient

He who eat too many prunes, sit on toilet many moons

Honeymooning campers have one in"tent"