Vineyardimporters
06-09-2008, 07:55 PM
Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time
Man with no legs bums around
Man who smoke pot choke on handle
Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
Man who screws cook in pantry often gets @ss in jam
Hooker w/ bike - pedal @ss all over town
Boy fool with girl in wrong period get caught red handed
Hockey player on ice have big stick
Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes
Woman who wear Gstring, high on crack
Man who sleep in cat house by day, in doghouse by night
Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time
If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
He who eat too many prunes, sit on toilet many moons
Honeymooning campers have one in"tent"
Man with no legs bums around
Man who smoke pot choke on handle
Passionate kiss like spider's web - soon lead to undoing of fly
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night
Man who screws cook in pantry often gets @ss in jam
Hooker w/ bike - pedal @ss all over town
Boy fool with girl in wrong period get caught red handed
Hockey player on ice have big stick
Man who abuse his computer get bad bytes
Woman who wear Gstring, high on crack
Man who sleep in cat house by day, in doghouse by night
Man who drop watch in whisky is wasting time
If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient
He who eat too many prunes, sit on toilet many moons
Honeymooning campers have one in"tent"