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Vineyardimporters
06-10-2008, 09:30 AM
I recently went to the Doctors.

After a few visits and a bunch of tests, he said I was doing "pretty good" for my age.

A little worried about what he said, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Well, do you smoke, drink beer, or wine?"

"No Way," I replied. "I've never done any of them."

Then he asked, "Do you eat steaks and bbq ribs?"

I said "No, I've heard that all red meat is very unhealthy for you!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, parachuting, bike racing, or rock climbing ?"

"No, I don't," I said.

He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or sexually fool around?"

"No," I said. "I've never done or would do any of those things."

He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit if you live to be 80?" :2up: