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Vineyardimporters
06-11-2008, 03:05 PM
I'm 3 months pregnant. When will my baby move?

With any luck, right after college


Would I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers than briefs?

Yes, but you'd have a better chance if he wore nothing.


Now that I became pregnant, my breasts, @ss, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?

Yes, your bladder. :nea: