Final Answer

[labbie48]

My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while
we were in bed.

I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have Sex?"

"No," she answered. I then said,

"Is that your final answer?"

She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes..."

So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."

And that's when the fight started...