labbie48
05-06-2013, 05:38 PM
A guy brings his best buddy home for dinner. His wife screams, "You asshole! My hair & makeup aren't done, the house is a mess, the dishes aren't done, I'm still in my pajamas and I can't be bothered with cooking tonight!
Why the HELL did you bring him home?"
"'Cause he's thinking of getting married..."
Why the HELL did you bring him home?"
"'Cause he's thinking of getting married..."