labbie48
04-04-2014, 04:47 PM
A Utah Mormon was seated next to an Irish Catholic on a flight back to the States from London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.The Irishman asked for a whiskey and a glass of Guinness,
which were promptly brought and placed before him. The flight Attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores
than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drinks back to the attendant and said,
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.The Irishman asked for a whiskey and a glass of Guinness,
which were promptly brought and placed before him. The flight Attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores
than let liquor touch my lips."
The Irishman then handed his drinks back to the attendant and said,
"Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."