labbie48
05-19-2014, 06:01 PM
I was in the bar last night, waiting for a Jack Daniels and water, when a butt-ugly, big old heifer came up behind me, and slapped me on the butt.
She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number."
I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen."
She said, "I sure do."
I said, " Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you're missing."
My dental surgery is on Monday...
She said, "Hey sexy, how about giving me your number."
I looked at her and said, "Have you got a pen."
She said, "I sure do."
I said, " Well, you better get back into it before the farmer notices you're missing."
My dental surgery is on Monday...