labbie48
03-04-2015, 04:12 PM
A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine
restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and were holding
hands.
The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away,
suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the
table - but the man stared straight ahead. The waitress watched as the
woman slid all the way down her chair and out of sight under the table.
Still, the man stared straight ahead.
The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqu? and worried that it
might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began
by saying to the man "Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid
under the table.
"The man calmly looked up at her and said, "No, she didn't. She just
walked in."
restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and were holding
hands.
The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away,
suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the
table - but the man stared straight ahead. The waitress watched as the
woman slid all the way down her chair and out of sight under the table.
Still, the man stared straight ahead.
The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risqu? and worried that it
might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began
by saying to the man "Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid
under the table.
"The man calmly looked up at her and said, "No, she didn't. She just
walked in."