labbie48
08-25-2015, 07:57 PM
A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat.
The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened
his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no
attempt to start the cab.
The woman glared back at him and said,
"What's wrong with you, honey? - Haven't you ever seen a
naked woman before?"
The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell
you sumsing, lady I vasn't staring at you like
you tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from."
The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well,
if you're not staring at my boobs sweetie,
what are you doing then?"
He paused a moment, then told her..."Vell,
M'am I am looking and I am looking, and I am
tinking to myself, 'Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping
de money to pay for dis ride?
The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened
his eyes wide and stared at the woman. He made no
attempt to start the cab.
The woman glared back at him and said,
"What's wrong with you, honey? - Haven't you ever seen a
naked woman before?"
The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell
you sumsing, lady I vasn't staring at you like
you tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from."
The drunk woman giggled and responded, "Well,
if you're not staring at my boobs sweetie,
what are you doing then?"
He paused a moment, then told her..."Vell,
M'am I am looking and I am looking, and I am
tinking to myself, 'Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping
de money to pay for dis ride?