labbie48
08-28-2015, 06:39 AM
A Priest says to his friend the rabbi that he has developed a plan of eating
for free in really good restaurants. "I simply go in at well past 9 in the
evening; eat several courses slowly; linger over coffee, dessert, and a
cigar. At about 2 am, as they are cleaning up, I keep sitting there until
eventually a waiter comes up and asks me to pay.
Then I say, 'I've already paid my original waiter, who has left for the
night.' And, because I am a man of the cloth, the waiter takes my word for
it, and I just simply walk out the front door as calm as ever."
The rabbi, clearly impressed says, "Let's try it together this evening."
The priest agrees and books them into an expensive, 5-Star Italian
restaurant. They both eat like kings and, just as before, right at 2 am,
they are both sitting quietly after enjoying their very full meal.
Sure enough, a waiter comes over and hands the priest & the rabbi a bill and
asks them to pay. The priest calmly says: "I've already paid our original
waiter who has left for the evening."
And then the rabbi adds: "And we're still waiting for the change!"
for free in really good restaurants. "I simply go in at well past 9 in the
evening; eat several courses slowly; linger over coffee, dessert, and a
cigar. At about 2 am, as they are cleaning up, I keep sitting there until
eventually a waiter comes up and asks me to pay.
Then I say, 'I've already paid my original waiter, who has left for the
night.' And, because I am a man of the cloth, the waiter takes my word for
it, and I just simply walk out the front door as calm as ever."
The rabbi, clearly impressed says, "Let's try it together this evening."
The priest agrees and books them into an expensive, 5-Star Italian
restaurant. They both eat like kings and, just as before, right at 2 am,
they are both sitting quietly after enjoying their very full meal.
Sure enough, a waiter comes over and hands the priest & the rabbi a bill and
asks them to pay. The priest calmly says: "I've already paid our original
waiter who has left for the evening."
And then the rabbi adds: "And we're still waiting for the change!"