SadMan
02-25-2016, 05:46 AM
Rule # 1: Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days.
Rule # 2: If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
Rule # 3: It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.
Rule # 4: You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both.
Rule # 5: Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs.
Rule # 6: Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
Rule # 7: When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.
Rule # 2: If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other way.
Rule # 3: It is in neither your best interest nor ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together.
Rule # 4: You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both.
Rule # 5: Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials or time-outs.
Rule # 6: Christopher Columbus didn't need directions and neither do we.
Rule # 7: When we're turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the ramp, you saying "This is our exit" is not necessary.