The big shot CEO was in the waiting room of the maternity ward

[SadMan]

The big shot CEO was in the waiting room of the maternity ward of the hospital. Unlike the other fathers who paced the floor nervously, he sat poring over papers and checking his laptop computer constantly. After several hours, the nurse interrrupted his work. "It's a boy, sir!" she said.

"Well," snapped the CEO, without looking up, "find out what he wants."