labbie48
09-10-2016, 07:10 AM
So I get home from work the other day and drank half a bottle of spiced rum and hear a knock at the door......
I go answer it, and there's a 7ft cockroach standing there.. I stare at him, and punches me right in the face! I get up about half an hour later and go to bed, wondering what the heck happened.....
The next day I was thinking about it, and figured I needed to cut back on the booze, so only bought a 6pak of Stellar home......
After the 5th, there was a knock at the door again.. I open the door, and there's that darn cockroach again!.....
This time, he punches me in the gut..
The next day, I decided I gotta give the drink a break and buy nothing on my way home......
I'm sitting watching the news with a coffee and there's a knock at the door.....
I'm sober, so I just answer it and sure as hell, there's the cockroach again! This time, he kicks me in the shins and spits on me.......
I went to my doctor the next day because I thought I was going crazy......
He just said.. "Nah, your OK, there's just a nasty bug going around at the moment!".
I go answer it, and there's a 7ft cockroach standing there.. I stare at him, and punches me right in the face! I get up about half an hour later and go to bed, wondering what the heck happened.....
The next day I was thinking about it, and figured I needed to cut back on the booze, so only bought a 6pak of Stellar home......
After the 5th, there was a knock at the door again.. I open the door, and there's that darn cockroach again!.....
This time, he punches me in the gut..
The next day, I decided I gotta give the drink a break and buy nothing on my way home......
I'm sitting watching the news with a coffee and there's a knock at the door.....
I'm sober, so I just answer it and sure as hell, there's the cockroach again! This time, he kicks me in the shins and spits on me.......
I went to my doctor the next day because I thought I was going crazy......
He just said.. "Nah, your OK, there's just a nasty bug going around at the moment!".