SadMan
11-30-2016, 05:06 AM
1. A child's eagerness to assist in any project varies in inverse proportion to his/her ability to actually do the work involved.
2. Leftovers always expand to fill all available containers plus one.
3. A newly washed window gathers dirt at twice the speed of an unwashed one.
4. The availability of a ballpoint pen is inversely proportional to how badly it is needed.
5. Garage clutter expands. The same clutter that will fill a one-car garage will, if you move, fill a two-car garage.
6. Three children plus two cookies equals a fight.
7. The potential for disaster is in direct proportion to the number of TV remote-controls divided by the number of viewers.
8. The number of doors left open varies inversely with the outside temperature.
9. The capacity of any water-heater is equal to 1-1/2 sibling showers.
10. The laws of physics dictate that what goes up must come down, except bubble gum and slightly used cereal.
2. Leftovers always expand to fill all available containers plus one.
3. A newly washed window gathers dirt at twice the speed of an unwashed one.
4. The availability of a ballpoint pen is inversely proportional to how badly it is needed.
5. Garage clutter expands. The same clutter that will fill a one-car garage will, if you move, fill a two-car garage.
6. Three children plus two cookies equals a fight.
7. The potential for disaster is in direct proportion to the number of TV remote-controls divided by the number of viewers.
8. The number of doors left open varies inversely with the outside temperature.
9. The capacity of any water-heater is equal to 1-1/2 sibling showers.
10. The laws of physics dictate that what goes up must come down, except bubble gum and slightly used cereal.