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    What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
    Guardians of the Galaxy.

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    My boss texted me, "Send me one of your funny jokes, Pete."
    I replied, "I'm working at the moment, Sir, I will send you one later."
    He replied, "That was fantastic, send me another one."

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    An undertaker can be one of your best friends...
    He'll be the last one to let you down.

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