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    “The floor was so dusty that it seemed to be suffering from sweep deprivation.”

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    I met a nice girl at a bar last night and asked her to call me when she made it home.

    She must be homeless.

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    I'm gonna go stand outside,

    so if anybody asks you can just say i'am outstanding.

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