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    Smile What state mottos should be

    Alabama: At Least We're not Mississippi
    Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!
    Arizona: Dehyd-rific!
    Arkansas: Litterasy Ain't Everthing
    California: Se Habla Ingles
    Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother
    Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character
    Florida: The Gunshine State
    Georgia: We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism
    Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)
    Idaho: Famous Potatoes ... and Neo-Nazis
    Illinois: Gateway to Iowa
    Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free
    Iowa: Land of James T. Kirk
    Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States
    Kentucky: Five Million People, Fifteen Last Names
    Louisiana: We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign
    Maine: For Sale
    Maryland: A Thinking Man's Delaware
    Massachusetts: The Sue Me State
    Michigan: First Line of Defense From the Canadians
    Minnesota: Land of 7,000 lakes and 3,000 man-made ponds
    Mississippi: Come Feel Better About Your Own State
    Missouri: You're Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work
    Montana: Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomer, and Very Little Else
    Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest
    Nevada: Whores and Poker!
    New Hampshire: Go Away and Leave Us Alone
    New Jersey: You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!
    New Mexico: Lizards Make Excellent Pets
    New York: You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney
    North Carolina: Tobacco is a Vegetable
    North Dakota: Um... We've got... Um... Dinosaur Bones? Yeah, Dinosaur Bones!
    Ohio: Don't Judge Us by Cleveland
    Oklahoma: Like the Play Only No Singing
    Oregon: Spotted Owl, It's What's For Dinner
    Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal
    Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island
    South Carolina: Incest is Best
    South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota
    Tennessee: The Educashun State
    Texas: Don't Mess with Texas-We're Armed
    Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus
    Vermont: Yep
    Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?
    Washington: Keep Washington Green, Grow Hemp
    Washington, D.C.: Wanna Be Mayor?
    West Virginia: One Big Happy Family-Really!
    Wisconsin: Come Cut Our Cheese
    Wyoming: Wynot?
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