Q: How did Albert Einstein celebrate Thanksgiving?
A: He was very thinkful.

Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

Q: How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
A: One, but you really have to squeeze him in!

Q: Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?
A: To try to hatchet!

Q: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A: He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes - a building can't jump at all.

Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?
A: The turkey, hes already been stuffed!

Q: Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner?
A: He was exceeding the feed limit!

Q: Why did they let the turkey join the band?
A: Because he had the drumsticks.

Q: If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?
A: Their age!

Q: Why did the police arrest the turkey?
A: They suspected it of fowl play!

Q: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A: Boy! I'm stuffed!

Q: How does a Turkey drink her wine?
A: In a gobble-let.

Q: What do turkeys like to do on sunny days?
A: They like to go on a peck-nic.

Q: Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
A: They couldn't get the moose in the oven!

Q: Why did the turkey eat his meal so quickly?
A: Because he was a gobbler.

Q: What did the little turkey say to the big turkey?
A: "Peck" on someone your own size!

Q: What do you get after eating way too much turkey and dressing?
A: Dessert, of course!