A Jack Daniels Fishing Story

[Raeja]

I went fishing this morning,

but after a short time I

ran out of worms.



Then I saw a CottonMouth

with a frog in its mouth.



Frogs are good Bass bait.



Knowing the snake could not bite me with the frog in its

mouth, I grabbed it right behind the head, took the frog,

and put it in my bait bucket.



Now the dilema was how to release the snake

without getting bit. So I grabbed my bottle of Jack Daniels

and poured a little whiskey in it's mouth. It's eyes rolled back,

and went limp.



I released the snake without incident and

carried on fishing, using the frog.



Not long after, I felt a nudge on my foot. It

was the damn snake...with

two more frogs.