The Right Equipment

A newly wed fisherman's wife sees her husband sleeping on the couch. Bored, she decides to take the boat. She goes forward a bit, then drops the anchor and reads a book in peace. A short while later, an officer of the coast.

"Good morning, ma'am, what are you doing?"

"I'm reading a book." Answered the surprised woman. Could not he see that, she thought.

"I'm afraid this is a no fishing area." The officer notified her.

"I'm sorry, but I'm not fishing, I'm clearly reading."

"Yes but you can start at any second, you have all the right equipment. I'm going to have to take you to the station and fill out a complaint. "

"OK, but if you do that I will have sexually assaulting me!"

"But .." splattered the surprised office, "I never touched you!"

"Yes that's true," Replied the woman, "but you can start at any second, you have all the equipment ..."