In The Elevator

Two Women riding in an elevator in a very lavish and posh building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.

She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Romance” by Ralph Lauren, at $180.

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, “Chanel No. 5, at $220.”

When they got to the third floor, the old woman had reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.

Before she leaves, she looks at both beautiful women in the eye,

Farts, and then says…”Heinz Baked beans … $1.50