80 Yr Old Has Pregnant Wife

An 80-year-old man said to the Dr. "I've never felt better Doc'. I have a 20 year old wife who's pregnant w/ my child. Isn't that great - What do you think about that?"

The doctor thought about his question for a minute & said, "I have a friend who hunts & never misses a season. One day going out he was in a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the woods, he saw a deer sitting beside the creek. He raised his umbrella & went, "bang, bang" and the deer fell dead. What do you think of that?"

The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else killed that deer."

The doctor replied, "My point exactly." (:thinking: