BBQ Rules

BBQ RULES
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> We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important
> to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking
> activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably
> because there is an element of danger involved.
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> When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put
> into motion:
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> Routine...
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> (1) The woman buys the food.
> (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
> (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with
> the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is
> lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
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> Here comes the important part:
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> (4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
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> More routine...
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> (5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
> (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning He thanks
> her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the
> situation.
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> Important again:
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> (7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
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> More routine....
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> (8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces,
> and brings them to the table.
> (9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
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> And most important of all:
> (10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
> (11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' And, upon
> seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some
> women....
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