Law Professor: Which is the most important Law of Finance for Starting a New Business?
Student: Father-in-Law!
The stock broker was nervous his first day in prison because his cellmate looked like a tough customer. "Don't worry," the gruff fellow said, "I'm in for a white-collar crime, too."
"Is that right?" The stock broker said, relieved.
"Yeah," said the prisoner, "I killed a priest."
Law Professor: Which is the most important Law of Finance for Starting a New Business?
Student: Father-in-Law!
A man goes to the dentist and says, "My teeth are kind of yellow, what do you recommend?"
The dentist replies, "A brown tie!"
How did the farmer find his wife?
He tractor down
During the course of being interviewed by the press, the noted doctor was asked by a reporter: "Doctor, did you ever make a serious mistake?"
"Yes," was the reply, "I once cured a millionaire in three visits!"
A cop pulled me over and saids, "Papers."
I turned to him and said, "Scissors. I win!" and then drove away.
Officer to driver going the wrong way up a one way street. "And where do you think you are going?"
Driver: "I'm not sure, but I must be late as everyone else is already coming back."
Why were hurricanes usually named after women?
Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but when they go, they take your house and car.
“Why don't some couples go to the gym?
- Because some relationships don't work out.”
Where are the worst hotels? A:
Where are the worst hotels? A: Texas, the lone star state.
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