A teenage girl comes downstairs for her date with a see thru blouse on & no bra.Her Grandmother sees her & freaks out,telling her not to dare go out looking like that.
The teenager tells her "Loosen up Grandma,these are modern times-you gotta let your rose buds show !" & out the door she goes.
The next AM,the teenager comes downstairs to find her Grandmother sitting on the couch with no top on.The girl just wants to die & says "Grandma,could you please put a shirt on,I have friends coming over & this is so inappropriate."
"Loosen up girl" said the Grandmother."If you can show off your rose buds,than I can show off my hanging baskets ."